This is why my uncle’s truck is the greatest thing in the universe.
In one week…if you put it together first…
Sounds like a lot of work.
Rolling Stone profile of Freddie Mercury for their 100 Greatest Singers list.
"I’ll fucking do it, darling" though.
This is still one of the best things i’ve ever read.
Sometimes I remember I’m going to die and it ruins my whole damn day.
if you’re ever feeling too good about yourself, take a typing tests after you’ve had two or three glasses of wine.
vangoghstars said: The funny part here is that you think he hasn’t already taught himself to write perfect calligraphy. Or am I confusing him with a lower class, heathen colonies Lucius Malfoy again?
lbh that is entirely possible. especially considering Derek’s pretty princess handwriting. FAMILY TRADITION.
I feel like I’m going to puke but for some reason downloading The Mindy Project is more important than that because i forgot to set my DVR.
Lady Sif Visits the Children’s Hospital Los Angeles
this should have millions of notes
I am the baddest bitch up in the pet store cause I am Onika…
The best part of waking up is your sister in the buff.
#I like my coffee the way I like my incest - strong
IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD OMG
It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.
You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.
I was just in New York with Dylan and his mom and his mom was like “hey, this is my son and my son’s… fake dad.”